2016 General Election Predictions!

My election prediction record is 95 percent since I started broadcasting in Virginia on January 2, 2012. Not bad!

So far, my 2016 predictions are 100 percent!  


Last losses, from 2015: 

  • Monty Mason: He’s a beast. Period.
  • Amanda Chase: John Moss says checks vote once. 
  • Jeremy McPike: I drank the GOP Kool-aide and changed my bet at the window. Dumb. Never, ever change your bet. 


So here are my Election Day November 8, 2016 predictions thus far:

Disclaimer: My legendary, world renowned and highly coveted political predictions are based on the following not so scientific criteria: total hearsay, unconfirmed rumors, conspiracy theories, pure innuendo, personal insight, moles, RINO’s, Bernie Sanders’ supporters, my high-voltage tin foil hat wired directly into the mother ship (aluminum comes from Chi-coms), William at the dry cleaners, Wayne from the Virginia Zoo, my random radio show callers, pure instinct…and my secret sauce.

It all adds up to a nearly flawless track record! I’m right a whopping 95 percent of the time.